How to get along in the Yukon
 Be northern. Build your house out of town. Wear moosehide and sealskin. Park your car in your yard. Pee by the highway. Take your dog to work. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. Say "the Yukon" (what gutless bureaucrat dropped the ""the"?). Jaywalk. Commute on your quad. Look people in the eye. Don't shave- and ladies that goes for you. Curse. Spit. Enter without knocking. Eat bannock, dry meat and tea. Build campfires in your yard. Shop at the dump. Call the rest of the world "Outside". Kill your cellphone. Kill your dinner. And stop acting like a goddamn southerner.